As a middle-aged dude to whom Music Is Life am I so out of touch with the industry that as I sip my second cup of coffee I find myself asking myself two questions (with sub-questions):
1) Have I ever heard a Bruno Mars song that I know of? Is he that bald late-middle-aged dude with sunglasses or one of the Kids With Hair? Has he duetted with that Maylor Swift carrot top with the glasses? (And have I ever heard one of his songs that I know of?)
2) Are the J.D. Power Awards a real thing, do you think?