Don't fret - those are the types of memories that keep on giving! Now if the female side would tend to FORGET some stuff, it might make life a little less stressful. (P.S. Don't tell the other half I said this ).
My variation: "Damn, your right! Your always right. It really annoying! Why do you have to always be right?" Then look hurt. It never works, but yet deflects somehow. Well, not even that, but I do it anyway. She is always right. Really annoying.
This reminds me of the story of the two recent members of the OFC that are sitting down at the table and one of them says to the other... "did you see on the news today that they have discovered a treatment that helps to improve the memory?"
The other guy says.... "That sounds great..... what is it made out of?"
The first guy said ...... "well it is some sort of plant extract"
So the other guy said .... "what plant is that?"
The first guy said ..... "its made out of...... oh hang on let me think.... its .... ummmm......."
After a moment he thinks for a moment and said.... "Whats that plant called that has bright red petals, a beautiful fragrence and the stems have thorns?"
The second guy said..... "You mean a Rose!"
The first guy gets all excited and says...... "Thats it... Thats it...."
Then he shouts out to the kitchen..... "Hey Rose .... Whats the name of that plant we saw on the news today!!"